Three Ladies in a Sauna
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager”, she said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The other young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone…I have a microchip in my hand”. The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The two young women raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said….”Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!”
Don’t Fall For This!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s important.
Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
They only want to see you naked.
I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
My Christmas lights are up.
If you need any help with yours, just give me a call I will make time for you.